dear floppyass.blogspot.com, you have served me well! 5 years, 928 posts. but it's time for a new space. see you on the other side.

xx

Adventures of Strawberry Girl & Farmer-Girl

So here's the plan : Quit school, set up strawberry and diamond farm (maybe in the forest behind NTU, illegal with no start-up costs), get rich. Happy simple life on farm. Foolproof I say, foolproof! Let's go!

*POP*

sky & sea

I need lessons on "How to Take your own Advice". You know sometimes you mean it when you say it to other people, it makes sense and seems so natural but when it comes to you it's just like drawing a huge blank and a full stop. Haha.

on finishing your A levels, friends!!!!!!! (haha yknow who are you, okay) (: Proud of you.

we are the sleepy wombats

I miss writing, reading (like, really sitting down at Starbucks sipping coffee by myself, watching people go by kind of writing/reading), trooping around to take pictures, sitting down with friends and hanging out for no particular reason. Can't wait for the exams to end!

Dear self, this is a commandment of things you have to achieve/complete after the exams
end even though half of it will probably not materialise anyway, but screw that for now :

1. Thou shalt get fit and toned by doing exercise religiously and faithfully and love it. GOODBYE OH FLABBY THIGHS AND TUMMY AND ARMS AND OTHER UBIQUITOUS PARTS.

2. Thou shalt increase your knowledge and microscopic point of view by reading and writing more.

3. Thou shalt engage on a picture-snapping spree.

4. OKAY BREAKING OFF THE THOU SHIT, Hang out with friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROXXXXXX SARYYYYYYYYY CHUNNNNNNNNN ARE GOING TO BE BACK. YAY YAY YAY.

5. Shopping. HEH HEH. I've only bought like, 1 shirt and a bag since I went into Uni how pathetic is that like srzly. Ew much?!?!

And since I'm at it, I'll list down what I'm going to buy (wtf, list-o-maniac)

- One Satchel Bag (FOR SCHOOL LAH)
- One pair of nice heeeeeeeels (For idk what reason since I hardly wear them anyway)
- A patterned hoodie and sweater (FOR SCHOOL OKAY.)
- Lazy dresses (FOR SCHOOL OKAY WHEN I DONT KNOW WHAT TO WEAR JUST WEAR WITH SLIPPERS)
- More hairbands (TO KEEP MY HAIR OUT OF THE WAY FOR SCHOOL)
- More shorts (I only have a few I NEED THEM FOR SCHOOL)
- Basic skirts (WHEN I GET BORED OF WEARING SHORTS TO SCHOOL)
- More blouses/ tees (I NEED THEM TO MATCH MY SHORTS AND SKIRTS FOR SCHOOL LAH HAIYO)
- ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT OF CLOTHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
- A nice file
- A nice laptop bag.
- A nice notebook.
- New set of pens.

So basically for my own academic success I need everything in the abovementioned list kthx my honours, degree and career is dependent on whether I buy these things. True story.

fi and jiayi -

Do you remember how we'd whine about how much we'd miss each other in JC because we were so far apart and stuff? And how we made a pact to be in the same school again in Uni? I'm glad we're in the same school (once again) and that we have random lunches/room-crashing once in a while. Haha. MC this doesn't mean that I'm leaving you out, okay!!!!!! You're still nearby in the West, albeit a few stops away. I MISS YOU, AND HAVING AIRPORT DAYS WITH YOU..(Nic and Lois, we also need to meet up with you!)

Okay the whole point of this post is to say how glad I am to have like (old) good friends around because it makes you feel safe and familiar in a foreign (and impersonal) school environment, knowing that there are people you can trust and care about and vice versa. (Like Gwen who never fails to put me back on the right track when I drift too far away...) Love you all thank you for being here, I couldn't ask for more!

P/S this week is a good week (ignoring the fact that I didn't have such a good paper today, but who cares its over) because roomieeeeee is back haha yay :) :) :)

Good morning world, it's 5.53 am. What am I doing here? I don't really know either. But then this is a blog. Blogs are for whiling time away, unpurposeful little spaces on the internet.

Could somebody just tell me why we're so bothered by this whole idea of the rat race? Oh my god. The person who told me Uni life was going to be easy is a joke!!!!!!!! WHY PURSUE THIS PIECE OF PAPER THAT WILL BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN AWAY WITH THE DESTRUCTION OF EARTH SOMEDAY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!!When I die nobody's going to care about my education. FTW taking Uni exams is like taking A levels 8 times over. No joke kids, no joke. And GPA's (Grade Point Assholes) like a bitch I realised for slackers like who love to do the awesome LAST MINUTE TURNAROUND!!! Wah I'm quite a whiny bitch wtf lol.

It's so easy to say, HEY LETS NOT CONFORM SHALL WE BREAK OUT OF THIS WHOLE RACE THEN. SCREW IT SCREW THIS SCREW EVERYTHING. GOODBYE CAPITALISM. YOU CAN KISS MY ASSSSS. I AM GOING BACK. BACK INTO THE TIMES BEFORE IDEOLOGY EXISTED. I AM GOING PRIMITIVE. I WILL BE A NEANDERTHAL.

(I tried to google images for cave woman and all their boobs are so big and perky wtf hahaha lame halloween attempts! this is not a real representation. why? no bras during prehistoric era = saggy right how to be perky FAIL)



(excuse me you have to pardon my lucid thoughts I am quite incoherent right now)

No, we're actually all quite aware that it is quite impossible unless you want to live in the basic human condition which really wouldn't be that bad running around in loincloths and eating raw zebra meat but I have been living in an environment of air-con, institutional life (NOT IMH THANKS) (not really nice) clothes and sanitation what can I do but whine about this condition and continue studying anyway. In the pursuit of more material comfort. Materialism at its best ftw. I am such a cow. IRONY. Zebra sashimi might not taste very good, pray tell.

I do want to say "TIME OUT GOODBYE" someday though.....wait for it, wait for it...WHEN I EARN ENOUGH MONEY. IRONY STRIKES AGAIN. WOOHOOOOOOOOO. IRONY FTW!!!!!!

S/U can suck my udder HAHAHAHAHAHA wtf k bye

Because Kumar says when Chinese people do this it makes our eyes look bigger,

Sleeeeeeeeep is gold.

Incoherent 4am honesty :

Sometimes the key to knowing what people mean doesn't lie in listening to what they say, it's in picking up the bits that they don't talk about because talking about these things hit too close to home which equals to a convenient aversion. (which is the difficult part because it's like figuring the dotted lines on a cut me paper, just that you don't know where the boundaries end)

and to raise the stakes of purgatory catharsis -

1. For about a month I forgot that you existed until today when I received your message. I wonder what that means. Oh right it spells 'you don't matter' hahaha
2. I really, really love mom. x 100 times over.
3. Big ball of "I don't knows"

Time for unicorn dreams